i'm a doctor
not a torpedo technician


chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

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hushthenoise:

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codependentsoulmates:

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stilinskioverture:

everybodyilovedies:

forsharmanbysharman:

chris, chris and chris

Marvel started a project 40 years ago to start growing their characters in labs. And because of a bookkeeping error, they named them all Chris.

dont-cry-sweetie-pie:

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sam: i'm the least of any of you
spn fans: yeah, sam thinks it's a sam-centric world -
sam: *jumps into hell*
spn fans: if only he could sacrifice a little every once and awhile -
sam: *hallucinates vividly and doesn't inform anybody because they have problems that matter more than his insanity*
spn fans: one day, sam might actually prioritize someone else over himself-
sam: *saves someone else instead of attempting to save himself*
spn fans: and not throw hissy fits when it doesn't go his way -
sam: *apologizes for amy's death to amy's murderer*
spn fans: maybe if his ego wasn't the size of jupiter -
sam: *nearly dies to shut the gates of hell*
spn fans: if he could just do something for someone else!
sam: *rescues souls of people*
spn fans: like, dude, get over yourself, you're just the demon boy -
sam: my life isn't worth more than anyone else's
spn fans: ugh sam like please can you be more selfish
sam: i was willing to die
spn fans: god

pendror:

you come into MY house, you call MY otp a BROMANCE

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biryani-barbie:

Cinderella arrives at the ball.

this movie was so important

we had black cinderella, a black fairy godmother, and a filipino prince

like yoOOOOO THIS WAS ‘97 AND PEOPLE ARE SHITTING OVER A CHEERIOS COMMERCIAL TODAY LIKE Y000000

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