i'm a doctor
not a torpedo technician


unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

(Source: rasterizing)

2 months ago with 76,603 notes
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azyomecha:

tothejamjar:

tf2-fandomstuck:

tiniestshorts:

Bread knife

The french have grown more powerful. 

DEATH HONHONHON

I’m watching you, baguette boy…

2 months ago with 296,692 notes
via: azyomecha source: tiniestshorts
Anonymous wondered,
Grimshaw has a few fans who are obsessed with him and they think they are clever so they came up with tomlinshaw. It's like forcing a square block into a circular hole. Be careful, though. They're internet-bitchy.

I am thoroughly amused, actually. 

Also, he kind of looks like a small rodent of some sort yeah?

2 months ago with 0 notes
Anonymous wondered,
i really love you and your entire blog not just parts of it the entire blog and you

i love u 2

2 months ago with 0 notes
Anonymous wondered,
Kelios will poison you if you keep following it on Twitter. I'm warning you.

ok

2 months ago with 0 notes

warriorchicken:

warriorchicken:

Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.

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Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it. 

I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.

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Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.

Lazy git.

2 months ago with 126,791 notes
via: memewhore source: warriorchicken

unamusedsloth:

Warning: Some of these images may be disturbing.

onlyblackbeauty:

goodhealth-andgoodvibes:

empyrean-princess:

This is literally so fucking important

best show ever

DAMN

(Source: xoxstarlight)

deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…

theuppitynegras:

you know what if my tax dollars are paying for this then I demand a turn

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